Monday, October 20, 2014
Sunday, October 19, 2014
Saturday, October 18, 2014
tikikala said: lol. maybe if you do youtube vids of you playing LOL then you can get more fanboys :P
lmao im only gold. noone wants to see that !
LOL. get more ranks? or just be cute and none care ur rank? hahaha.
I thought Watson’s signature poke is Electrik/Magnetrike. did ORAS change?
why are ghost movies always set in hospitals and jails.
i want a ghost movie set in walmart.
“cleanup in aisle 13”
“but there is no aisle 13”
ghost movie in mcdonald
Friday, October 17, 2014
All these lovely ladies weigh 154lbs. We all carry weight differently, don’t live your life by an outdated chart. Find a number that looks and feels good.
TAKE A GOOD LOOK. WEIGHT COMES IN DIFFERENT SHAPES AND SIZES.
This is actually a really lovely artistic reference as well. Also HOLY SHIT NEW REBLOG SYSTEM??? dang.
can we move on from BMI/weight already, and into something like waist to hip ratio? weight and BMI is really ambiguous and outdated
Thursday, October 16, 2014
fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
-Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550
-Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800
-Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45
-Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3
Yeah so stfu please.
Wednesday, October 15, 2014
there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades
good thing i’m both
Tuesday, October 14, 2014
what has four legs? a table! haha, i love to have fun
on the table? that’s hot
*nearby lesbian laughter*
*muffled asexual snickering*
*conflicted pansexual noises*
*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*
HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH
Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.
Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.
Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.
Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.
*asexual snickering increases in volume*
ooh, i’ll just model a lot and get money to buy shit like toys, more pokemon game, online game micro-transaction shit then. and maybe i’ll even buy a fucking tumblr theme. #no condom but make money with that super attractiveness